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TERRIBLE TEMPTATION
Posted on Saturday, July 10 @ 19:05:36 CDT by van

Humor This is story told by a young man whose moral fiber was tested to the max. I wonder what the outcome would have been if this had happened to William Jefferson Clinton?

I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and we'd decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend was a dream!

There was only one thing bothering me, perturbing me very much. That one thing was my fiancé's younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years old, stacked like the proverbial brick outhouse, and wore tight mini skirts and low cut blouses - braless. She would regularly bend down in front of me, revealing views of her full, luscious breasts or lovely, thonged derriere. It had to be deliberate.. I didn't notice her doing this near anyone else.

One day the sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived and whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she could not overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me, just once, before I got married and committed my life to her sister. I was in total shock and couldn't say a word.

She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom. If you want to go ahead with it just come up and get me."

I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top, she peeled off her thong and threw it down the stairs to me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door. I opened the door, stepped out of the house, and began walking hastily toward my car.

My future father-in-law was standing outside, and stopped me. With tears in his eyes, he hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our family fidelity test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to our family!"

So, my friends, the moral of this story is: Always keep your condoms in the car.

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